(Source: iraffiruse)
Not by me, but I lol’d regardless.
“So I was on a third date with this girl, I had started to get serious feelings for her. She treated me right. So on this third date I took her to the park. I looked her in the eye and told her it was a miracle that i had landed her. She looked at me back and told me this “No, I’m just a simple girl that loves her boyfriend. However, I will give you a miracle if you simply close your eyes and reach out your hand.” So I did as she said, I felt an object being put in my hand. As i brought the object back i reluctantly started to open my eyes then my hand, behold in front of me… her miracle.
it was a fucking magnet.”
